Philosophy Jokes

Dialogue Between a Physics Professor With a Philosophy Student

A physics professor told a student of philosophy to take an empty bottle that line of liquor bottles in the fridge. A few secondsl ater a student of philosophy came back without bringing an empty bottle. Then there was a dialogue.
Professor: "Where's the empty bottle?"

Students of philosophy: "There are no empty bottles in the fridge, prof"
Professor: "I do not believe, let's see together"
Then they open the fridge. Then physics professor pointed to one bottle of drink with no contents.
Professor: "goblog, this bottle was empty!
Students of philosophy: "it really professor is goblog. This bottle really contains that contains the empty !!!".
Professor: "I'm so confused when talking with prospective philosopher. Please get out of this room! "